1 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,880 This is a fantastic property for a first-time buyer. 2 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,840 Seems they left before they finished the kitchen. Yes. 3 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,600 Although I think you'll agree, it's a magnificent space. 4 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,240 What happened to them? 5 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,840 Oh, they probably just ran out of money. 6 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:14,880 It's happening a lot these days. 7 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:16,920 Is there anything else that you'd like to see? 8 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,160 I don't think so. 9 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,200 Have a think, but the vendors are keen on a quick sale, 10 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,240 so don't take too long. 11 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,240 We already have masses of interest in this. 12 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,440 Is it true they were killed? 13 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:48,920 Whoever died here. 14 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:53,200 Heard they were murdered. Is that why all three are for sale? 15 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,600 Like I said, we have a lot of interest. 16 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,600 It's a very popular street, so... I'll be in touch. 17 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:59,040 Have you done the potato salad? I've done the sausage rolls. 18 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,200 And I said I'd help out with the bouncy castle. Emma? 19 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:05,840 Sorry. I was miles away. Well, we will be soon. 20 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,480 I'll do the potato salad. Yeah, don't hold back on the mayo. 21 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,960 Hey, John. I've been thinking about the house. 22 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,520 You're not getting cold feet, are you? 23 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,760 I'm gonna get the estate agent round to value it soon. 24 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,720 I just wanted to get today out of the way first. 25 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:21,520 What? 26 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,960 Nothing. Let's just get to this party. 27 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,120 NEIGHBOURS CHATTER 28 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,400 CAMERA CLICKS 29 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,560 What are you doing? My photography project. 30 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,160 What is it? Street life in suburbia? HE CHUCKLES 31 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,480 No. It's called "My Prison". 32 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,160 Ooh... Your girl's in a funny old mood. 33 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,640 Life's just a photo to be posted. 34 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,400 It's for her A-levels. Really? 35 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:32,160 Christ, they can do anything now. 36 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,920 Remember when we had to do proper subjects? 37 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,560 Sausage roll? You know, Sonia's done sausage rolls. 38 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,680 Has she? What, the best cook in England? 39 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,240 Hey, who's done sausage rolls? 40 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,320 John! I thought you were doing potato salad. 41 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:49,760 Mmm. Mm, not bad. Hm. 42 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,720 It was her cooking that first attracted me to her, you know? 43 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:55,360 Really? 44 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,360 I mean, that and her... Shall we, er... get a beer? 45 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,440 All right. 46 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,080 How's work? Oh, you know. 47 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,800 Bank holidays are good. 48 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:07,920 CAMERA CLICKS 49 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,680 Here. Cheers. 50 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,360 Any luck finding a job? 51 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,560 I'm sure the world still needs salesmen. 52 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:21,040 Couple of interviews. 53 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:24,280 So, this is your last Shelbury Drive street party. 54 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,200 Hadn't thought of that. Suppose it is. 55 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,240 We'll miss you, mate. 56 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,440 Ah, look out, Big Brother's watching. 57 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,280 Sitting a comfortable distance from the meat. 58 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,600 ALAN CHUCKLES 59 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,240 Right. These vol-au-vents won't eat themselves. 60 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,200 Sonia's made sausage rolls as well. Oh, what? The best cook in England? 61 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:00,760 Hey, John. 62 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,880 I think we should stay. What? 63 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:06,480 That's what I was trying to say before. 64 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,680 I... I don't think we should sell. 65 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,280 I think we should do the kitchen. The extension. 66 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,720 Seriously? 67 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,280 Yeah, I mean, I've got that money just sitting there. 68 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,880 We've talked about it for years. And besides, we... 69 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,960 We love this place. And... 70 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,280 ..I think it'd be good for us. 71 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,520 You know, start something new, like a joint venture. 72 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,680 "Something new" was moving house. No, I know, but... 73 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,280 We discussed this. We made a decision. 74 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,680 Well, you made a decision, John, and I totally understand, 75 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:36,120 but moving's gonna cost us a fortune to have what we already have. 76 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:40,200 But doing the kitchen extension... that could be exciting. 77 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,560 John, I know you're having a shit time, 78 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,760 but work's going really well for me at the moment. 79 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:47,640 I love it here. I love the neighbours. 80 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,280 Beth's never known any different. 81 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,600 And, you know, like, she's got enough stuff going on 82 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,240 with college and failed relationships 83 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,240 without having to move to a new place, it's... 84 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:57,760 SHE SIGHS 85 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,800 I promise. For all of us. 86 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,080 CHATTER AND LAUGHTER 87 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:38,280 CAMERA CLICKS 88 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,760 CAMERA CLICKS 89 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,240 CAMERA CLICKS 90 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,720 CAMERA CLICKS 91 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:57,200 Extension? 92 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,160 Yeah. I mean, I've talked about it for years. 93 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,280 Sure, but why now? 94 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,720 Cos I've got the money, picked up a lot of cases last year, 95 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,880 so, you know, that kind of... 96 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:08,360 You look concerned. Concerned? No! 97 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,240 No, course not. I just thought you were... 98 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,760 Hey, I'm thrilled you're staying! Oh, OK, right. I'm relieved. 99 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:16,640 And it won't affect your light, and it means we're staying. 100 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,360 And, you know, where else are we gonna find neighbours like you? 101 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:21,080 Mm-hm-hm. 102 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,400 How does John feel about it? Does he not wanna move? 103 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,920 Ah, you know John. 104 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,080 He's never made a big decision in his life, but he'll get there. 105 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,040 And besides, until he's in employment, 106 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:32,880 I'm the one earning the money, so... 107 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,680 You know, I've always fancied a new kitchen. 108 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,560 Well, I think it's great news. 109 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,360 SHE SIGHS 110 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,120 How could he move away from Crazy Nick? 111 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,720 He still freaks me out. I'm surprised he's here. 112 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:48,760 He's usually behind those blinds. I bet he's got a secret. 113 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,080 Nah, I reckon he's as dull as he seems... 114 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,200 apart from the dogging. 115 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:55,080 SONIA LAUGHS 116 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,720 Hey, maybe I'll end up defending him in court. 117 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,120 Oh, I will never understand how your job works. 118 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:02,280 I mean, it's pretty simple. 119 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,320 Some lowlife gets into trouble, and I try and keep them out of jail. 120 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,080 Sounds a bit like teaching. 121 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,760 Yeah, but if you guys do your job right, then I don't have one. 122 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,720 Mm... True enough. 123 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,280 Is there anywhere I can put these? I made sausage rolls. 124 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,600 Best sausage rolls outside the EU. 125 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,880 HE CHUCKLES 126 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:25,080 Well, let's hope the good old British weather doesn't let us down. 127 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,680 Oh, is that quiche? 128 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,680 They look lovely, Barbara. 129 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,760 You could just put them over there on the table. 130 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,520 Oh, I heard another car got stolen. I hope you're looking into it. 131 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,040 Well, catching criminals isn't my job, I'm afraid. 132 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,440 Yeah, she just gets them off. 133 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,400 Little sods. 134 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,040 I remember when you could leave your door open in this street. 135 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,560 Oh, come on, it's not that bad. 136 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,400 Yeah, I think this street's lovely. I think we're lucky. 137 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,360 It's changing, though, for the worse. Hm. 138 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,120 Speaking of changing, we're thinking of doing the kitchen extension, 139 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,040 but don't worry, it won't affect your light. 140 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,640 It's just the one level. 141 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,240 Oh, God. Hello, Mr Magpie. How's the wife and kids? 142 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,560 Oh, you believe in all that nonsense, don't you? 143 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,320 Oh, yeah, you don't mess with magpies. 144 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,520 Why does everyone need more space? 145 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,680 We've lived here for 35 years without once thinking 146 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,640 we need a bigger house than the one we've bought. 147 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:16,320 Erm... I don't know. 148 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:19,520 I think we've just always wanted to update the place, and... 149 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,680 you know, Beth's not getting any younger, 150 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:24,400 and you know what it's like having teenagers in the house. 151 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,440 I'm sorry, Barbara. 152 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,640 Have you told Derek? No, not yet. 153 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:34,760 But I'll... I'll sit you down and talk you through it, 154 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:37,800 show you the plans, but honestly, it's nothing to worry about. 155 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:45,840 SHE EXHALES 156 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,800 I didn't mean to mention Marcus. I was just trying to... 157 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,040 Oh, God. I feel really stupid. 158 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,800 How old do you reckon he'd be now? Must be late 20s. 159 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,240 You talk about him like he's dead. 160 00:10:57,280 --> 00:10:59,120 Come on, people don't just disappear. 161 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,320 I mean, you said so yourself, 162 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,080 you could hear the fights through the wall. 163 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,000 Yeah, I know, but that doesn't mean... 164 00:11:06,680 --> 00:11:09,560 I just... I can't imagine what they've gone through. 165 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,760 MICROPHONE SQUEAKS 166 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,880 Hey. It's time for a toast. 167 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:15,640 Please rise. 168 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,880 After three. One, two, three... 169 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,600 ALL: Shelbury Drive! 170 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,200 BOTH: Shelbury Drive! 171 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,760 EMMA: John? 172 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:29,760 TEXT ALERT 173 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,760 These are the plans we had drawn up, remember? 174 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,920 Forgotten we'd had those done. 175 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,400 I've always wanted an island. See what you think. 176 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,680 I need to be down at the magistrates' court by ten, 177 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:45,240 but if you do have any concerns, then we can chat tonight. 178 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,120 You are gonna be OK with this? 179 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,720 Like, I want this to be for us, not just me. 180 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,800 Well, you could have asked me. 181 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,400 Well, we've been discussing it for years. 182 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:58,840 Sometimes, you just have to jump. 183 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,680 I've asked for some quotes from builders, so we'll see. 184 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,480 Where from? Pine Bridge Forum online. 185 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,120 I should be back early afternoon. Make sure Beth gets to college. 186 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,520 Oh, and I've sent an email to Barbara and Derek, 187 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,720 just letting them know we need a party wall agreement. 188 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,320 They'll probably take ages to respond, 189 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,440 so if you do see them, tell them to check their emails. 190 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,520 We'll have to let them know in writing, 191 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,840 but I think a quill and parchment will be quicker. 192 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,000 Do you know something? 193 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:27,840 For the first time in a long time, I feel excited. 194 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,480 See you later. 195 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,920 SHE WHIMPERS 196 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,080 I'm sorry. I wish I could help, but... got to go to work. 197 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:00,760 Yeah, someone's got to keep those criminals out on the streets. 198 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,760 Well, if there's anything left to do, I'll only be a couple of hours. 199 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,320 And John's here to help. 200 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,400 Hey, why don't you two come over for a drink tonight? 201 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,760 Finish off some of these leftovers. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great. 202 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,600 I might have a builder round at some point 203 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:14,320 if any of them actually reply to my ad, 204 00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,320 but other than that, we're totally free. 205 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,680 See you then. 206 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,640 Well, we have all that booze left over. 207 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:27,120 Besides, I wanna hear more about this extension. 208 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,960 You think they'll actually do it? 209 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:33,360 I hope so. And it won't affect us. 210 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,360 I mean, apart from the builders and the Portaloo. 211 00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,880 I hadn't thought about the Portaloo. You don't actually care, do you? 212 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,760 Your mate's not gonna move, isn't that good? 213 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,800 Alan? Yeah, course. 214 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,160 HE CHUCKLES 215 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,840 HE SIGHS 216 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,040 Is there any milk? 217 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,080 No, we're out. You could always go to the shops. 218 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:21,600 Yeah, I could. Or I could have toast. 219 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:28,320 Is there any bread? Er, no. We're out of that, too. 220 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,920 Jesus. Can't you do a shop? It's not like you have a job. 221 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,840 Beth, did, erm... 222 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:38,920 Mum tell you about the, er... the extension? No. 223 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,960 Could be quite disruptive. 224 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,760 More rows, you mean? Come on, Beth, that's a bit... 225 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,440 Do you really think it's a good idea starting something like this 226 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,480 when you're both so...? 227 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,520 When we're both so what? 228 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,520 Your mum has a very stressful job, and sometimes, it's just... 229 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:56,800 it's not easy for her to leave it behind, you know? 230 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:58,600 Not as easy as it was for you, though. 231 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,760 I had my reasons for resigning. You know that. 232 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:02,800 I need to go to college. 233 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,920 You know what, Beth? Sometimes, you can be a right... 234 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,400 UNDER BREATH: ..pain in the ar... 235 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,120 HE SIGHS 236 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,600 Well, Mrs Barnett, are you applying for bail for your client today? 237 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,400 Sorry, Madam, before we do this, 238 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,560 could I ask the arresting officer a question? 239 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,440 I think we've heard all we need to hear. 240 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,720 On the contrary. Yes, go ahead. 241 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,920 You are the arresting officer, is that right? I am. 242 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,720 And when you arrested Mr Masood, 243 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,880 he confessed to indeed committing the crime 244 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,120 for which he'd been arrested? 245 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,640 He did. 246 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,640 And he did this in language you understand? 247 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,840 Of course. Right. 248 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,800 So I can take from that that you speak - 249 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,880 or at the very least understand - Bengali. 250 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,320 What? 251 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,880 Abul, do you remember making a confession to the police officer? 252 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,920 Abul? 253 00:16:56,960 --> 00:17:03,160 Hmm. So, did you have a native speaker with you at the scene? 254 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,160 You know, to, erm... hear the confession. 255 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,000 He said it in English because he speaks English. 256 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:10,280 We both know that's not true. 257 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,760 Well, he has a very strong Pakistani accent, 258 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,400 but he does speak... He's Bangladeshi, not Pakistani. 259 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,080 Whichever. Can we just take a moment, please? 260 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,240 He was out of control. The man's guilty. He confessed. 261 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,520 He was erratic. He was terrified. 262 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,480 He was being manhandled by a huge bouncer. 263 00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,440 Of course he was out of control, but he can't have made a confession. 264 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,000 At least not in words you'd know. 265 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,200 No way, this is crap. She's... She's talking rubbish. 266 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,720 Have we met before, Officer? 267 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,560 I don't think so. Hmm. I think we have. 268 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,840 Wasn't there another incident with a young Asian man? 269 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,680 I don't think this is relevant. 270 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,440 Get on with it, please. Sorry, Madam. 271 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,600 On the basis that the officer couldn't have heard a confession, 272 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,760 and without any conclusive CCTV evidence, 273 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,840 the court has no choice but at to the very least grant my client bail. 274 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,080 What? 275 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,560 In the circumstances, 276 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,280 I'm going to adjourn the case pending further inquiries. 277 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,200 Your client will be bailed until further notice. 278 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,840 PHONE VIBRATES 279 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,840 CAMERA CLICKS 280 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,560 CAMERA CLICKS 281 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,000 CAMERA CLICKS 282 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,440 No, they were very clear. 283 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,440 They're not gonna sign the party wall agreement. 284 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:40,480 Well, what did they say? 285 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,160 "Thank you for sending us this, 286 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,200 "but we are not gonna sign the party wall agreement 287 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,880 "under any circumstances. 288 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,760 "The lack of light will kill our garden, 289 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,640 "and our garden matters to us." 290 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,920 Well, Barbara didn't give me any indication that she... 291 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,560 Do you know what? There's nothing they can do, ultimately. 292 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,960 It would be good if they were on board, but... is what it is. 293 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,480 I'm not so sure. 294 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,480 What do you mean? You know what those two are like. 295 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:08,120 There's something odd about them. She cries when she waters that tree. 296 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,880 All right, but, you know, this isn't about being odd. 297 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,600 It's about the law, and trust me, the law's with us. 298 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:21,000 Look... I know you want this, and I get it, I do, honestly. 299 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,480 And I know that my situation hasn't exactly been easy on us. 300 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,440 And you've been amazing, but... 301 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,640 HE SIGHS 302 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,400 Well, it's gonna be a lot of grief and stress, 303 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,680 and Beth has told me that she's had enough of us rowing. 304 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,520 And she's right. I just think... 305 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,280 ..she needs, like, a change in her life that a move would give her. 306 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,120 I know what you're doing, John. 307 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:52,280 You're pleased the neighbours are gonna make this difficult for us. 308 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,760 You're recruiting our daughter to make me change my mind, 309 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,120 hoping that I'll cave in. 310 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,560 Well, I won't. 311 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,560 Did you speak to Alan? About what? 312 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,440 They've invited us over for drinks tonight. 313 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,800 They have? Yeah. It'd be nice. 314 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,360 We can celebrate with them. 315 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,240 Emma, yeah? Ah, you must be Lee. 316 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,400 Right, er... Come in. 317 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,360 We've tried to keep it really simple. 318 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,360 We're looking at two new steels here, maybe three. 319 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,760 Sounds pricey. 320 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,480 Well, yeah, I mean everything's pricier than it was, but, you know, 321 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,360 at first glance, I can't see you've got any hidden surprises there. 322 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,280 So it's doable? Well, yeah, everything's doable. 323 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,680 So, when you looking to start? I mean... 324 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,520 Soon, while the money's there. All right. 325 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,560 Well, I've got a job booked in for later in the year, 326 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,720 so that'd work for me. 327 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,280 But, you know, like I say, sooner, the better. 328 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:14,280 And you've got your planning permission sorted? 329 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,160 Planning permission shouldn't be a problem. 330 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,960 It's four metres and one storey. 331 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,200 Four? Well, you know it's three for a definite yes, you know that? 332 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,080 Yeah, I know. Erm... I'll get on it. 333 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,080 Party wall? 334 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,200 The agreement you're gonna need with your neighbour 335 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:29,800 regarding the shared wall. Yeah, yeah. 336 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,400 We know what a party wall agreement is. 337 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,640 You're gonna need them on your side, trust me. 338 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:36,640 Right, that's it, so, the timings work for me. 339 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,120 I'll be in touch with your estimate. 340 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,040 Oh, right. Yeah, cheers. 341 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,160 Thanks. I'll see you out. Nah, no need. 342 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,680 DOOR SHUTS 343 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,520 Why do builders always presume it's the men who know what's going on? 344 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,200 So, what do you think? 345 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:54,520 I don't know what's going on. 346 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:59,480 John, come on. Don't be difficult. I want us to do this together. 347 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,120 You made a decision without me. 348 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:05,080 If I waited around for you to make decisions, we'd still be single. 349 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,320 Sorry. 350 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,080 Look, I just think this might be an exciting thing for both of us to do. 351 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,840 Is this because it's my money that's paying for it? 352 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:16,880 For God's sake. No, it is. 353 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,360 You haven't got a job, and you can't bear the fact that I have. 354 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,840 Don't be ridiculous. 355 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,280 I know what it is. It's some stupid emasculation thing. 356 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,800 That's rubbish. Then what is it, then? Tell me. 357 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,400 Honestly, it's... it's nothing. 358 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:37,760 CAMERA CLICKS 359 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,520 DOORBELL RINGS 360 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,680 John? 361 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,080 DOORBELL RINGS 362 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,480 KNOCKING ON DOOR 363 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,520 OK, OK! 364 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,600 Oh, Derek. Erm... Do you wanna come in for a cup of tea? 365 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,000 15 years, we've been neighbours, 366 00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,520 and not once have we had a cross word. 367 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,720 Er, yeah, that's right. 368 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,240 We were understanding when you wanted to build into the roof. 369 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,280 We allowed the scaffolding to encroach into our garden. 370 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,320 We accepted that you having a teenage daughter 371 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:27,080 meant occasionally the thickness of the walls would be tested 372 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,000 by the decibels of her dreadful music. 373 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,440 We even kept quiet 374 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,080 during some of you and your husband's louder disagreements. 375 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:36,840 But this, this... this new thing, it's... 376 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,920 Are you sure you don't wanna come in for a cup of tea? 377 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,720 Very, thank you. 378 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,120 Derek, you've been great neighbours, you have, really, 379 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:46,000 which is why we don't see any reason to fall out over this. 380 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,280 Honestly, if you see what we're proposing... 381 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,520 Our garden's important to us. Can you understand that? 382 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,840 We like it precisely how it is. We're not doing anything to it. 383 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,920 You are, because you're doing something to yours. 384 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,640 But I don't see how that's gonna affect... 385 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:00,120 Look, it matters to us! Can't you understand that? 386 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,000 You know, the noise hasn't exactly been one-way. 387 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,520 You and your son had some pretty intense arguments. 388 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,600 You never mention Marcus. Never. 389 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,640 Can you hear me? Never. 390 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,680 Well, you've got a fight on your hands. 391 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,320 And it's a fight you're not gonna win. 392 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,360 ALAN: Four metres? That's not nothing. 393 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,200 Come off it, you'll barely see it, the height of your fence. 394 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,280 Don't worry about us. Doesn't bother us either way. 395 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,080 Ah, thanks. I wish I could say the same for Derek and Barbara. 396 00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:51,360 Come on, you know what they're like, stuck in their ways. 397 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,840 They'll get over it eventually. 398 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,400 No, I feel bad. I wish they didn't feel the way they do. 399 00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,640 I don't wanna upset them. They're old, and they hate change. 400 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,080 They killed their teenage kid and buried him under the tree. 401 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:03,080 Stop it. What? 402 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,360 They did not kill their kid and bury him under a tree. 403 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,480 If you say so. 404 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,280 He did lose his shit when I mentioned Marcus. 405 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,600 You see? I told you. 406 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,760 Biscuit? Have you seen Biscuit? 407 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,600 No, he's a cat. He'll be fine. 408 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:20,040 He'd do anything to kill that cat. Is John not coming, then? 409 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,880 Yeah, he's just gone to get some more booze. 410 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,680 He doesn't need to do that. We're trying to get through ours. 411 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,960 Hey, I should warn you, though, he's been in a bit of a weird mood. 412 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,960 I don't know. I just thought he'd be more excited about this extension. 413 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:34,280 In my experience, no man has ever really wanted to do anything. 414 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,840 But most of us are happy enough for our wives to get things done. 415 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,520 Sexist. Yeah, sexist. 416 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,600 What? I'm just saying. 417 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,560 John would probably rather take the money and go for a long holiday. 418 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,640 Or buy a car. 419 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,920 Instead, he's adding four metres to the house 420 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,440 to find himself in an even bigger kitchen he can't cook in. 421 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,480 John's a very good cook. Yes, he is. Thank you, Sonia. 422 00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,440 I mean, he can knock out a curry, but... 423 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:58,760 No, he can do more than that. 424 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,560 He has several minced-base dishes down too. Minced! 425 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,200 THEY LAUGH 426 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,280 This is more than just a... cooking space. 427 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,160 It's gonna be like a whole new area for our family to relax in. 428 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:11,560 You know the worst thing of all? 429 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:14,400 Oh, let it go, Al. No, no, go on. 430 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,880 The poor guy's not working. 431 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,120 The last thing he needs is a bunch of real men grafting for his missus 432 00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,080 while he's sat next door watching Loose Women. 433 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,400 Who's watching Loose Women? 434 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,400 SONIA SIGHS 435 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,640 BISCUIT MEOWS 436 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,720 Do you want your dinner too? Come. Good boy. Mwah. 437 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:39,080 No, my point is that she never says a civil word to me. 438 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,800 Come on. Beth's fine. She's a normal young woman. 439 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,560 She's not like any normal young woman I've ever met. 440 00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,280 I'm hoping that's not many. 441 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,840 EMMA LAUGHS 442 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,840 I love her. She's my daughter. But, you know, we just... 443 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,200 We don't have anything in common. 444 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,080 Well, that's not true. You're both work-shy. 445 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:57,360 Ooh. I'm joking! 446 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,680 THEY CHUCKLE 447 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,880 SHE INHALES 448 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,320 Sonia... Just saying. 449 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,480 Listen, I wouldn't swap Beth for anyone in the world, 450 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,320 but not having a child to worry about does feel quite appealing. 451 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,240 You don't mean that. I do. 452 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,920 I spend half my life trying to get idiot kids out of jail, 453 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,240 and I do wonder if we all just stopped having them, 454 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,080 the world would be a better place. Hear, hear. 455 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,560 I wouldn't have anyone to teach. JOHN CHUCKLES 456 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,600 You hate teaching. That's not the point. 457 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,400 And I don't hate it. I'm just over it. 458 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,240 I just regret not having a child sometimes, that's all. 459 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,120 Jesus, Sonia, you told me when we first met that... 460 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,360 Can we change the subject? 461 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,920 I'll get some coffee. I'll give you a hand. 462 00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:48,640 No. I'll go. 463 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,040 Cheers. 464 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,200 So, Sonia's a fan of your cooking? 465 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,320 Seemingly not everyone thinks I'm totally useless. 466 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,960 I just don't remember you cooking for them, that's all. 467 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,640 I do the cooking when we have people round. 468 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,480 I'm sure I've cooked for them before. OK. 469 00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:12,320 You're probably right. I was just surprised she said it, that's all. 470 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,800 HE SCOFFS 471 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,680 Where are you going? The toilet. Is that all right? 472 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,560 You know what they say about a watched kettle? 473 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:27,840 Never boils. 474 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,320 A watched kettle... Leave me alone, Alan. 475 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,080 Sonia, I'm sorry. 476 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,800 I shouldn't have said... But you did. You always do. 477 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,520 OK. 478 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,360 If that's how you feel. 479 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,080 DOORBELL RINGS 480 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,120 Ah! Your daughter said I might find you here. 481 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,800 Oh, right. I thought the street party went well. 482 00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,880 Er, yeah, yeah, it was nice. 483 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,440 Ooh! 484 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,640 A little soiree? 485 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,720 Oh, sort of. Nick, can I help you? 486 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,440 Yes, I just wondered, could you move your car? 487 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,280 Because it's in front of my drive. 488 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,360 Well, hardly. I mean, there's plenty of space... 489 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,360 Well, I am petitioning for permits. 490 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,400 Why would you do that? 491 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,680 Well, I'm working nights, so I don't want to run the risk 492 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,880 of coming home in the morning 493 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,760 to find someone's parked in front of my drive. 494 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,280 OK, well, I've had a drink, so... 495 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,320 Don't worry, 496 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,280 I won't use the CCTV to report you for drink driving. 497 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,840 HE CHUCKLES 498 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:34,920 OK, I'll go and get my... 499 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,320 I noticed there's a planning application in for an extension. 500 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,360 Oh, wow, Nick, that was quick work. 501 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,080 Will there be much disruption - 502 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,520 that's the question? 503 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,040 Cos I work... I work nights, so I do sleep in the day. 504 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,320 Don't worry. We promise we'll keep the disruption down to a minimum. 505 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,560 Four metres? 506 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,120 Mm-hm. Four metres. 507 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,680 Four... 508 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,240 That's not a given. 509 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,520 Anyway, thanks for your help... 510 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,160 You OK, Nick? Ah, I'll let Emma fill you in. 511 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,160 Mm. It's lovely to see you all getting on so well. 512 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,920 I would have thought the tension in there - unbearable. 513 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,640 What? 514 00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,240 This price includes everything except the internal finish. 515 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,800 That'll be a separate payment. 516 00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,400 That's depending on what your requirements are and that. 517 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:30,440 Right, so then there's the kitchen itself and the new doors. 518 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,000 Which I can fit, but, like I say, 519 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,000 that'd be part of this finishing quote. 520 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,640 CUTLERY CLANGS 521 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,680 Sorry, I was just... 522 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,080 And then there's the foundations. 523 00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,640 Well, surely that's included in the initial build price? 524 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,080 Yeah, it is, but it's your tree survey. 525 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,080 It's thrown up some issues with the roots. 526 00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,280 It looks like we're going to have to dig deeper, 527 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:52,360 and if that's the case, 528 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,440 then it's gonna double what's on there for the ditch. 529 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,800 Sorry, which tree? 530 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,680 That one on the border there. 531 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,080 Boundary roots can be a problem. 532 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,000 You could always ask them to move it. 533 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,040 That'd be a lot cheaper for you, that's for sure. 534 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,240 Anyway, either way, is that the kind of number you had in mind? 535 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,840 Well, you know, it is a little bit steeper than I expected. 536 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,560 Look, you're not gonna get a better price, honestly. 537 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,640 And also, bear in mind, I wanna start straight away. 538 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,320 And I always think it's better 539 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,360 to just crack on before all them doubts start creeping in. 540 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,720 And you'll be done - 12 weeks, latest. 541 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:28,560 Obviously, you're gonna need your planning fast. 542 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,440 How fast? 543 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,120 Oh... now. 544 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,640 Tea? No. 545 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,840 You're all right. 546 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,920 MOUTHS: OK. 547 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,080 All right. Thanks. 548 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,680 See you. Cheers. 549 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,360 I don't like him. 550 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,640 Well, he's not here to be your friend. 551 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,880 And he not expensive because I've been asking around. 552 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,040 Yeah, well, they're never gonna agree to moving that tree. 553 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,600 It's gonna cost us. 554 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,240 SHE SIGHS 555 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,080 It's not too late to stop all this, you know? 556 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,280 Stop it, why? 557 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,520 I don't know. I just feel... 558 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,240 What? Scared? 559 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,480 Look, I know it's gonna be disruptive, 560 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,160 but this is a net positive for us. Can't you see that? 561 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,160 You know, you could get involved. Might give you a focus. 562 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,800 What, because I'm unemployable? 563 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,040 I didn't say that. 564 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,800 Yeah, you didn't need to. 565 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,040 Lee, it's Emma from 29 Shelbury Drive. 566 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,320 We don't need to think any more, we're good to go. 567 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,960 Planning's not gonna be a problem. Give me a call. 568 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,160 SHE MOUTHS 569 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,640 All right, bye. 570 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:56,920 Hey! 571 00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,000 Have you seen this? 572 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,120 No, what is it? 573 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,400 The street group chat. Mm. 574 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,960 Oh, yeah. Seemingly, that psycho cat at number six 575 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,760 has taken down another schnauzer. 576 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,080 Nasty, apparently. 577 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,760 And Nick's put up more CCTV 578 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,040 of someone walking past his house at 1am, 579 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,200 like it's illegal. 580 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,080 Number four are asking for more kids' books. 581 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,280 I mean, is there anything them kids ain't bloody read? 582 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,840 What's this here? 583 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,320 Derek getting busy objecting to the build. 584 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,120 Why would he do that? 585 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,680 Maybe we should. 586 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:31,960 You're not being serious? 587 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,840 I might be. 588 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,440 They're our friends. 589 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:39,280 Besides, we don't want them moving. God knows who'd be in there next. 590 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,720 Look what happened when that nice old couple sold Number 16. 591 00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:47,200 A bloody CCTV freak guy moved in. 592 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,400 I mean, who knows what goes on behind these doors? 593 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,800 At least with John and Emma, we know they're not gonna kill us. 594 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,000 SHE CHUCKLES 595 00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,000 Alan? 596 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,960 I've got a client today. I've gotta go. 597 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,240 See you. 598 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,880 SHE SIGHS 599 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,480 HE CHUCKLES 600 00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,520 Shall I read you what I've said? 601 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:20,840 Sure. 602 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,320 "Attached is the link to the planning department website. 603 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,560 "All you need to do is click on the address, 29 Shelbury Drive, 604 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,240 "and then click on the objection button. 605 00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,240 "You can then scroll down to leave a reason for your objection. 606 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,760 "We have done so on the grounds that our garden..." I miss him. 607 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,200 I miss him so much. 608 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,440 What can I say, Ian? He's innocent. 609 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,760 So you're telling me 610 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,840 that your client broke into a phone shop at 4am 611 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,680 because he thought it was his own house? 612 00:35:59,720 --> 00:36:02,200 He was out of it on high-strength marijuana. 613 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,160 He stole a thousand pounds' worth of phones. 614 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,880 What kind of house did he think he lived in? 615 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,120 You've obviously not taken high-strength marijuana. 616 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,920 Have you? Course not. 617 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,160 Look, I need to make a call. 618 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,720 Look, all I'm asking is you and I come to some sort of a deal. 619 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,200 It's his seventh offence. The kid's a serial thief. 620 00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:19,400 Prove it. Anyway, the prisons are full. 621 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,360 Oh, well, shall we just let him off, shall we (?) 622 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,880 All he does is rob. For God's sake, 623 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,560 he got convicted for selling kid's bikes 624 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,640 that still had "happy birthday" written on them. 625 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,160 Why are you telling me this? 626 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,760 Because we can't keep letting this kid walk. 627 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,120 We need to put him away. 628 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,080 That's your job, not mine. I don't do deals. 629 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,000 You got your way, then? 630 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,760 Sorry? I've no idea what you're talking about. 631 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,920 Thanks to you, I've been suspended. Right. 632 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,360 Well, as I'm sure you're aware, 633 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,880 that has nothing to do with me and everything to do with you. 634 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,360 You stitched me up with that Indian kid. 635 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,560 Bangladeshi, and that's not true. 636 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,720 You lied about his confession and we both know why. 637 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,160 Now, can you get out of my way? 638 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:04,240 This isn't over. 639 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,400 Thanks for that. 640 00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:20,080 Here you go. 641 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,520 So, look, you know I hate asking, 642 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,200 but... 643 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:29,480 ..we've got these neighbours, 644 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,040 they've got loads of objections, they're determined, 645 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,520 they're old and have nothing else going on in their lives. 646 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,160 So, you're not gonna ask me how I am, eh? 647 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,480 Been a while. 648 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,600 Dad, I've been busy with work and Beth, and... John. 649 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,880 But anyway, just to make this clear, 650 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,120 I'm not asking you to, like, intervene 651 00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,160 or do anything that might seem... you know? 652 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,040 I just thought you might know somebody on the planning committee. 653 00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,560 Mm. You're a solicitor. 654 00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,760 You know exactly what you're asking me. 655 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,360 How's John? 656 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:04,640 He looking after you? 657 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,640 Well, he's left his job, so I'm working all hours. 658 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,200 Shame we don't all see each other as often as we used to. 659 00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,480 Come on, Dad. 660 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,920 If he even knew I was here talking to you, he'd be... 661 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,040 Be what? 662 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,760 You can't blame him for how he feels. 663 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,360 He trusted you with our money - we both did. 664 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,440 He just needs to relax, that's all. 665 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,000 Right, well, he's not like you. 666 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:30,080 HE SCOFFS 667 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,200 And that's not necessarily a bad thing, is it? 668 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,120 So... how's my little Beth? 669 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,880 She's all right, you know, teenage girls... 670 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,920 I had one once. 671 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,080 So what do you reckon? So... 672 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,040 ..you're not gonna tell John that you've asked me? 673 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,160 OK. I'll see what I can do. 674 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,960 And if you need any help now John's not earning... 675 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,640 What, like paying us back the money you owe us? 676 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,280 I'll be in touch. 677 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,160 Beth? Beth! 678 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,080 You need to eat something. 679 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,760 KNOCK AT DOOR 680 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,160 Oh, hi. 681 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,080 Can I have a...? I'm actually in the middle... 682 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,160 Right, well, do you know who owns that van that was here earlier? 683 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,200 And there was a car. 684 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,440 Well, the van's the builder's. 685 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:40,760 The builder, right. 686 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,560 He was here for a long time. 687 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,080 And, you know, it's unacceptable, which is why we need the permits. 688 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,400 So, I'm gonna pop it on the street group chat, 689 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,960 and I'm going to also ask you to sign my petition. 690 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,480 Why would I sign that? 691 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,840 Well, because people are using our street to park their cars. 692 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,280 You've got a driveway? Yes... 693 00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,640 ..I have. 694 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,400 Right, well, erm... 695 00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,800 I'm sorry, mate, I think you're overreacting. 696 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,360 I've got to go, I'm busy. What...? 697 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,920 DOOR SLAMS 698 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,880 MUFFLED: It's that lunatic from across the street! 699 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,440 Beth... I'm doing soup! 700 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,360 You can have soup! 701 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,480 You want bread with it? 702 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,280 Oh, sorry, Ian. Nice job with the Bangladeshi kid. 703 00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,880 Free to maim to his heart's content. 704 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,080 Oh, please. 705 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,000 You and that copper have got history, then. 706 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,600 She's a racist, OK? 707 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,440 PHONE CHIMES 708 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,440 God's sake, Nick. 709 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,320 People are allowed to park their cars. 710 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,640 ECHOING: 'I heard they were killed. 711 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,560 'I heard they were murdered.' 712 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,800 What do you get up to all day? 713 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,360 JOHN: 'I see people.' 'Hmm.' 714 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,640 SONIA: 'Oh, you buy into all that nonsense, don't you?' 715 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,560 EMMA: 'Oh, yeah, you don't mess with magpies.' 716 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,360 BETH: 'He's not a good person. Marcus said he was violent.' 717 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,240 I can't believe this is happening to us. 718 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,600 'That you're doing this to us.' 719 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,440 Your old man can't do you a favour? 720 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,120 Hmm, not for free, no. 721 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:05,520 I could lose a lot of money, 722 00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,640 so let's just make sure that doesn't happen. 723 00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,760 The ---- is wrong with you? 724 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,480 With me? Yeah, why would you say all that? 725 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,240 I thought we were mates? So did I.